Monday, December 31, 2007

Total Fucking Gone Song. Inc- Dillinger Four

So this may not make any sense at all too anyone except myself but that's not going to stop me from writing at 4:15 am on the morning of New Years Eve. I am just getting home and am currently rocking thee almighty Dillinger Four "Super Models Don't Drink Colt 45"

Okay. So I may edit this at some point in the future if I feel it's a complete failure of an entry. We will see.
So the Habs lost this evening 4-3 in overtime against the New York Rangers. The game winning goal was a goal that shouldn't have happened but did because the Habs defense was off side which made for a 2 on 0 rush again ole Huet. With 2 players (1 player being Brendan Shannan) against our lone goalie the outcome was expected. Oh well. We played good the prior 2 games.

So after we lost my friend Sam and I decided to meet up at a bar we had been too in the past and a place he is more of a frequent visitor at then I am. I arrive before him and was the only person in the joint which was interesting. It made for conversation between me, the bartender, and the DJ. Within 5 minutes Sam showed up with his puppy Roadie and we began our night of drinking and adventures.
I am going to be quick here because I need my sleep.
The bar tender at this bar was already hammered when we arrived and seeing how we were the only 2 people there at that time they proceeded to get more hammered. Well throughout the night more and more people showed up and this poor solo person behind the bar just didn't care at all. I seriously saw people at the other end of the bar wait a minimum of 30 mins before getting served (there was never more then 15 people TOPS in this place). This bar tender just kept pounding back the drinks, pouring everyone shots. I told them "you gotta be careful" at one point and they responded "its about being free".
So....I can not argue with that so the night continued with Sam, the patrons, myself and the bartended getting a little bent.
The sad point was about 1 our before the usual last call when our drunk bartender called last call.
It turns out they received a call from the "uppers" to shut it down and that they were pretty much done at this place of employment. Whoa!! To see the reaction of this person after they got that phone call at 1:00 am knowing that they were fired was crazy intense.You could tell they were completely bummed but also i do think they undersstood knowing that they were giving people free shots, booze and beers. I saw someone pay with a $20 and get $25 back in change!!!

Okay so this place got shut down early so we went to another place next door to finish the night off.
Real quick here cause I need sleep. Sam's dog Roadie started barking and growling towards some dude who was sitting at some table by himself. This dude was actually at the bar we were at earlier by himself as well. Roadie would not give up. She just kept barking, growling, barking and growling. So about 15 mins after this the dude proceeds to walk over to Roadie and grab her by the throat which is a NO NO NO.
Animals are beyond amazing. It's beyond comprehension how they can figure out peoples energy, attitudes, and events in the enviroment. A tsunami hits in India/ Sri Lanka and all the animals in the national parks/ zoos head to higher ground and aren't even effected at all. GENIOUS!!!
So this dude grabs the dog by the neck and then Sam, the bartender and a couple other patrons proceed to totally go crazy on this dude while I am holding Roadie back so she doesn't go to crazy herself. The dude is drunk and starts harrassing the bartender about what she is wearing which at this point Sam hits the dude and throws him out of the bar.
That's really that. A crazy night.
Sam, Myself, and Roadie were observers this whole time until Roadie had her throat grabbed.
People are just insane.


If you are a bartender. Its okay to have a shot with a customer yes but not numersou shots and beers to the point of you giving somebody back more money then they gave you.
And if you are a dude/ dudette getting completely barked at by a dog you definitely need to approach slowly and gently> let them sniff you out. Grabbing them instantly/ aggressively by the throat will definitely get you in trouble.

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